Every year Santa sends two North Pole Elves to our house. They are there in order to observe the behavior of everyone in the house to determine who should be placed on the Naughty or Nice list. Because the Elves are not nearly as busy as they are at the North Pole they have a lot of time on their hands and tend to get into quite a bit of mischief.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
A little break
It has been two days and no Elf mischief. I don't know whether to be happy or scared!
Friday, December 14, 2012
Elf Graffitti
The Elves were naughty last night! They made a huge mess in the kids' bathroom! The wrote all over the walls, shower, mirror and toilet! Ok, so it was kind of cute, but...nonetheless it was a mess! Jangle had left his Christmas list written on the shower wall. It included a wrestling ring, and a girl elf. He also wrote Jangle + Barbie. Alabaster then wrote Elves Rule and Penguins Drool! Those elves are trouble. But we think Jangle must have a crush on some girl elf or something!
The culprits |
On the top of the toilet it said "Ho Ho Ho, We are Santa's Elves!" |
You can't see it, but they wrote: You need to shave! |
Ha! Caught red handed! |
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Stinky ol' Reindeer
A few years ago we learned that reindeer have a tendency to stink up areas due to their uncontrollable flatulence. (in kid speak: reindeer have stinky farts). This morning we had a giant fort made up in our living room from all of the cushions in the house! The Elves had a sign on their giant fort that read: Reindeer Keep Out! with a note that told us that those pesky reindeer had decided to camp out in the Elves' house and stunk it up so badly that they couldn't sleep in there that night.
The Reindeer hanging out in the Elves' house stinking it up! |
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
WWE - World Wrestling Elves!
I guess the Elves are feeling a bit better because when the kids woke up this morning, they had set up a wrestling match. Ok, to be specific, they had a cage match going on with some of the wrestling figures. Nathan had a betting pool going - my money was on Jangle! And the reindeer were all watching in the stands.
Jangle pinned him! |
Nathan - the bookie |
Reindeer watching from the stands |
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Oh no, the Elves are sick
Nurse Jangle |
Sam tried some of the Elf Medicine to see if it would help make him feel better. But we determined that it only works on Elves. Jack was very concerned about the Elves. He wanted Papa to stay home from work to take care of them. But Papa reassured him that mom would come home at lunch to check on them. I even offered to bring them back to work so I could make sure they were doing ok, but Jack thought that was a bad idea. He thought I would forget them there. So, Jack tucked them in and they slept all day long. No Elf mischief today.
Nathan avoiding all the Elf germs |
Monday, December 10, 2012
Decorating Christmas trees - Elf Style
Looks like Nathan already decorated a tree! |
Jangle trying to eat the decorations! |
Alabaster is the responsible Elf...is there such a thing? |
A gentle reminder |
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
Yes, we live in Minnesota. Yes, it usually snows in the winter. Yes, we should be prepared for it. Yes, I know I should be used to it. Yes, I know the weatherman predicted snow. But...really??? Almost 15 inches in a day????
Ok, ok, to be fair- it was pretty, and it wasn't all that cold, and yes we did family pictures in the snow. The kids are loving it - finally something to play in! Last winter we couldn't even go sledding because we didn't have enough snow. But this year - well we got enough yesterday to last a while!
Ok, ok, to be fair- it was pretty, and it wasn't all that cold, and yes we did family pictures in the snow. The kids are loving it - finally something to play in! Last winter we couldn't even go sledding because we didn't have enough snow. But this year - well we got enough yesterday to last a while!
I see you, Nathan! |
And apparently the elves are pretty excited about it too. But elves are used to the North Pole snow that isn't cold. They can't play in our snow for very long because they get cold. I guess after watching Frosty the Snowman last night, Frosty decided to stop by for a visit - or at least that's what the elves said. I have a sneaky suspicion that Nathan was the one that wrote all over our window for some reason. I do believe he was blaming Frosty for HIS mischief!
And Alabaster and Jangle decided to set up their own version of a snowball fight. Jangle wasn't too happy though. He said Alabaster was cheating because he had a snowman on his team. I think Jangle was just a sore loser.
Jangle had even built a little fort out of a shoe box, and Alabaster was using our cookie jar lid as a shield.
Alabaster and the Snowman (and my doughnuts!) |
Jangle's fort |
Oh! AND they used my doughnuts that I was supposed to bring into work to make snowmen. Those elves are into absolutely everything!
They also said that Frosty left the kids a surprise and asked if they could find it. Now what kind of surprise could a snowman leave? And WHERE would he leave it?
Frosty's surprise...of course! In our freezer. |
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